Roommate Rants: How about Asian Americans?
“This rule applies to everyone, except for Asians. I mean, what’s the deal with that? Jack Chan…nope. Jet Li…nope…Brandon Lee…nope….Bruce Lee…nope. And I’m not talking about those films made in Hong Kong, I’m specifically targeting Hollywood!” ~ K.J. Eldridge
Roommate Rants: Money Talk
“Yeah, man. I’m sick of it! Money is worthless! I hate having to work for it every ‘gd’ day. It’s a waste of life. Let’s burn all the money to the ground!” ~ K.J. Eldridge
Roommate Rants: Bums and Illegitimate Bums
“Whenever a con-artist rushes up on you and asks for some money, get a bat and slam it into their kneecaps. Make it a nationwide system and call them the kneecappers!” ~ K.J.
Roommate Rants: Female Insecurities
“Why can’t women just be cool, you know? They can be cool as a cat one minute, and then if you hit that nerve, they crumble. They get all sensitive and self-loathing. I just don’t get it.”
