Roommate Rants: How about Asian Americans?
“This rule applies to everyone, except for Asians. I mean, what’s the deal with that? Jack Chan…nope. Jet Li…nope…Brandon Lee…nope….Bruce Lee…nope. And I’m not talking about those films made in Hong Kong, I’m specifically targeting Hollywood!” ~ K.J. Eldridge
Roommate Rants: Money Talk
“Yeah, man. I’m sick of it! Money is worthless! I hate having to work for it every ‘gd’ day. It’s a waste of life. Let’s burn all the money to the ground!” ~ K.J. Eldridge
Roommate Rants: Bums and Illegitimate Bums
“Whenever a con-artist rushes up on you and asks for some money, get a bat and slam it into their kneecaps. Make it a nationwide system and call them the kneecappers!” ~ K.J.
Roommate Rants: Female Insecurities
“Why can’t women just be cool, you know? They can be cool as a cat one minute, and then if you hit that nerve, they crumble. They get all sensitive and self-loathing. I just don’t get it.”
Roommate Rant: Women are Insane
“Because they are fucking insane man! There is no explanation! The problem is you’re trying to rationalize craziness. Yhat’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, man. Women are crazy!” ~K.J. Eldridge
